What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 01:00

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.